You have a new sms text message!

 
Border
Border Border Border Border Border
Border

"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither
does bathing; that's why we recommend it daily."
- Zig Ziglar

 
30
Jun

George Bernard Shaw


Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.

29
Jun

Charles Robert Darwin


I have called this principle, by which each slight variation, if useful, is preserved, by the term of Natural Selection.

28
Jun

Ronald Reagan


Thank you, partner…. By the way, are you doing anything this evening?

27
Jun

Woody Allen


Eighty percent of success is showing up.

26
Jun

Marcel Archard


Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

25
Jun

Laura Bush


Would you, my dear young friends, like to be inside with the five wise virgins, or outside, alone and in the dark with the five foolish ones?

24
Jun

Mark Duffy


People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true. I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors.

23
Jun

Albert Einstein


It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.

22
Jun

Edward Estlin Cummings


Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer.

21
Jun

Douglas Adams


A hole had just appeared in the Galaxy. It was exactly a nothingth of a second long, a nothingth of an inch wide, and quite a lot of million light years from end to end. As it closed up […] Two hundred and thirty-nine thousand lightly fried eggs fell out of it…materializing in a large woobly heap on the famine-struck land of Poghril in the Pansel system. The whole Poghril tribe had died out from famine except for one last man who died of cholesterol poisoning some weeks later.

20
Jun

Ambrose Bierce


Can I ask a rhetorical question? Well, can I?

19
Jun

John Calvin


An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.

18
Jun

L O Baird


May no gift be too small to give, nor too simple to receive, which is wrapped in thoughtfulness, and tied with love.

17
Jun

Henry Ward Beecher


Compassion will cure more sins than condemnation.

16
Jun

Albert Einstein


All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice must be keenly aware how small an influence reason and honest good will exert upon events in the political field.

15
Jun

Woody Allen


Can we actually know the universe? My God, it's hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown.

14
Jun

Wystan Hugh Auden


A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

13
Jun

Marquis de Sade


No kind of sensation is keener and more active than that of pain; its impressions are unmistakable.

12
Jun

Dick Allen


If a cow can't eat it, I don't want to play on it.

11
Jun

Barbara Bush


I can't say it, but it rhymes with rich.

10
Jun

Benjamin Franklin


Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.

09
Jun

Abraham Lincoln


What are you gonna do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back?

08
Jun

Jacob Morton Braude


If a thing goes without saying, let it.

07
Jun

Dave Barry


I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either.

06
Jun

Ayn Rand


Ever since Kant divorced reason from reality, his intellectual descendants have been diligently widening the breach.

05
Jun

Mark Twain


I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the lower animals (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humiliating to me.

04
Jun

Emil Brunner


It is proof of a base and low mind for one to wish to think with the masses or majority, merely because the majority is the majority. Truth does not change because it is, or is not, believed by a majority of the people.

03
Jun

Mark Twain


Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

02
Jun

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


The first and last thing required of genius is the love of truth.

01
Jun

Casey Stengel


Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?


 

"Great quotes are awesome! I've spent a lot of money on published quote books, but wanted the
convenience of message delivery directly to my phone, so I got motivated and built this website"

 

inspireQuote.com" © PaulHamon 2006-2007