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"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither
does bathing; that's why we recommend it daily."
- Zig Ziglar

 
30
Jun

Albert Einstein


Stupidity is a personal achievement which transcends national boundaries.

29
Jun

Jerry Coleman


Turner pulls into second with a sun-blown double.

28
Jun

George Bernard Shaw


If Pygmalion is not good enough for your friends with its own verbal music, their talent must be altogether extraordinary.

27
Jun

Thomas Jefferson


We never repent of having eaten too little.

26
Jun

Robert C Byrd


[A fanatic is] one compelled to action by the need to find a strong meaning in life. The fanatic determines for himself what role he is to play in life, and his intense devotion to a cause is the means.

25
Jun

Frank Capra


I made some mistakes in drama. I thought the drama was when the actors cried. But drama is when the audience cries.

24
Jun

Daniel Joseph Boorstin


More appealing than knowledge itself is the feeling of knowledge.

23
Jun

Jerry Coleman


McCovey swings and misses, and its fouled back.

22
Jun

Jack William Nicklaus


Live you life while you have it. Life is a splendid gift - there is nothing small about it.

21
Jun

Glenda Cloud


A good storyteller is a person who has a good memory and hopes other people haven't.

20
Jun

Art Buchwald


Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, 'I am not a crook.' Jimmy Carter says, 'I have lusted after women in my heart.' President Reagan says, 'I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope.'

19
Jun

Robert Browning


Grow old with me! The best is yet to be.

18
Jun

Benjamin Franklin


If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun.

17
Jun

Benjamin Dizzy Disraeli


Through perseverance many people win success out of what seemed destined to be certain failure.

16
Jun

Erma Louise Bombeck


A child develops individuality long before he develops taste. I have seen my kid straggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle.

15
Jun

Alan Marshall Beck


A girl becomes a wife with her eyes wide open. She knows that those sweetest words, 'I take thee to be my wedded husband,' really mean, 'I promise thee to cook three meals a day for 60 years; thee will I clean up after; thee will I talk to even when thou art not listening; thee will I worry about, cry over and take all manner of hurts from.'

14
Jun

Josh Billings


If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time.

13
Jun

Samuel Taylor Coleridge


Our own heart, and not other men's opinion, form our true honor.

12
Jun

Laertius Diogenes


Blushing is the color of virtue.

11
Jun

Oscar Wilde


I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again.

10
Jun

Frank Herbert Dune


The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.

09
Jun

George Bernard Shaw


No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means.

08
Jun

George Bernard Shaw


You have to choose between trusting to the natural stability of gold and the natural stability of the honesty and intelligence of the members of the Government. And, with due respect for these gentlemen, I advise you, as long as the Capitalist system lasts, to vote for gold.

07
Jun

Emily Dickinson


Eden is that old-fashioned house we dwell in every day Without suspecting our abode until we drive away.

06
Jun

Albert Einstein


In the middle of difficulity lies opportunity.

05
Jun

Kahlil Gibran


Time has been transformed, and we have changed; it has advanced and set us in motion; it has unveiled its face, inspiring us with bewilderment and exhilaration.

04
Jun

Eustache Descamps


In communities where men build ships for their own sons to fish or fight from, quality is never a problem.

03
Jun

Warren G Bennis


Excellence is a better teacher than mediocrity. The lessons of the ordinary are everywhere. Truly profound and original insights are to be found only in studying the exemplary.

02
Jun

Dorothy Parker


My first love was Cinderella, but she ran off with another man.

01
Jun

Dave Barry


For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.


 

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